Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Please……. don’t read this but do it if you are crazy



My Dog VS cat

My dog Jimbo really cares much about his society. He is a modern Hitler and working hard to achieve his dream which is ‘One day dogs will dominate the world’. Especially his strategy towards handling my cat is brilliant. He doesn’t want me giving bones to my cat ‘Bingo’. He tries to be the hero of my home and ruler of Bingo my cat.

On the other hand, Bingo cares much about her ‘cats’ society’. She is solemnly against to that dogs dominate them. Especially she tries cutting the nose of ‘Jimbo’ at each chance she gets.

So I decided to make an end to their fight. I arranged for a small debate with a condition that whoever fails in this debate must become slave to the other.  

Now the probabilities are that:

Bingo might win if Jimbo’s nervous system gets vulnerable and starts looking down Bingo’s face, feels very uncomfortable with her enchanting eyes, fair and soft skin, Close-up teeth, rosy lips and innocent but hot look just as Aishwarya Rai.

Jimbo might win if Bingo starts’ feeling it is so unfair to make a guy crying who is having hot eyes just as Hrithik roshan, smart as mahendra singh donny, smiles really cute as Brett lee.
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Hello…Whoever brilliant head reading this, fist get to know few things.
·         I don’t know about yours but my dog and cat can’t really talk
·         My sweetheart Jimbo never seen Aishwarya Rai and likes only me.
·         Bingo likes only to hear that rats are crying. She doesn’t care much about the smiles of Donny, Brett lee, Hrithik roshan or whoever the hot cake.

Post Note: Make sure that your friends not reading this and your enemies reading this.

    

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